•My truck broke down. (I still need to fix it, but I have a new —working— vehicle, so it’s less of a priority now.)
•My tooth broke.
•My back went out.
•My dog died.
•My grandmother just passed away.
Please help. I think I’m trapped inside a bad Country song.
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July 12, 2008 at 4:57 am
Nimish Batra
Good punchline, anyway.
Sorry for your rough year. Read The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy.
For me, it wasn’t exactly help, but it explained everything.
July 12, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Megan
I can’t help but I can bring some Whiskey or cheap beer to make the experience complete.
July 13, 2008 at 7:49 pm
romi41
This means that you’re due for a turnaround, if that’s any consolation…???
July 14, 2008 at 9:27 am
gabrielle
yeah, well, you look great, so you’ve got nothing to complain about! chin up, friend!
July 14, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Adam
Nimish - I’ve read Hitchhiker’s Guide… loved it. I haven’t read the other books in the series though, maybe I’ll go check those out tomorrow. 42, brother.
Megan - Thank you very much. However, I think I’ll stick with my gin. I wonder if there’s any way to sneak into a jazz number.
romi - That would definitely be a consolation, if I could believe it.
gabrielle - well, no one died this last weekend, so there’s some consolation.
July 19, 2008 at 10:50 am
thegirlfromtheghetto
Yikes! I hope things turn around … and I can second that the Hitchhikers Guide is a great read, as well as all of his other books … met him just before he died!
July 19, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Nimish Batra
Hey thegirlfromghetto
YOU DID? :O Goddamnit, I’m downright jealous now.
*sigh*
Trying to find a copy of Last Chance To See these days.